| Our fans will grow to love [bad hire] | [bad hire] has won everywhere he's been | This is the guy we wanted all along | [bad hire] will compete for championships at the University of Florida |
| We identified [bad hire] early in the process | Exhaustive process | Thorough | No-nonsense |
| We wish [good hire] the best but he was not right for our program | "Results on the field" | "Leader of men" | Championship-level staff |
| Xs and 0s | Accountability | We have booster buy-in for [bad hire] | Innovative |